I am Ells, hear me Rawr.
Why He’s Hot:
- This son of a bitch can sing. He has this voice that can make you squeal and moan while making your panties wet.
- Look at his face. Now zoom out a little bit and look at the whole package. Have you seen him smile? Wait… Are you panties still on?
- He looks good in anything. Football jersey, checkered, suited up, casual, tux, anything. He looks good in anything that it makes you wonder how he looks like without his clothes on.
- He plays a jock that bends status quo. Okay, kind of like Troy in HSM only difference is that Cory’s character is a football star. But he’s more than just the singing quarterback. He cares about the losers and isn’t afraid to be called one too. Now all together now… awwwwwww!
- His shower scene in the first episode on Glee. You’d get frustrated at the camera man for only showing his broad, sexy shoulder (with a little bit of chest) and legs, but not his abs or his sex cut. It makes you want to scream ”LOWER. LOWER. LOWEEER!!!!” at the TV, but it still makes you want to jump in and join him in singing (and scrubbing) in the shower. Naked.